Thursday, 5 March 2009

A Business Guide for Dummies

Old story, but nevertheless still meaningful.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" 
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's Demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
She turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share!

Monday, 16 February 2009

Artistic Perceptions

I always thought arts = creativity.
I had the impression that arts = freedom to express, regardless of your audience.
My concept of good piece of art = a piece of artwork that could reflect on an artist's feelings.



Turns out, I might be wrong.

Arts = A fix set of rules applied on different mediums in different density.
Arts = Work that your target group could understand.
Good piece of art = A piece of artwork that fulfills the fixed set of rules that the target group could understand.

How sad to know!

Little space

I just realized, I miss this feeling.

The calm and relaxing feeling.

Listening to the daily morning radio programs.

Singing along songs, and laughing to jokes of the DJs.

There might be traffic jam, but at least I have my own little space,all by myself.

Missing it.

Thursday, 5 February 2009

Lou Sang!

How often you can stir things up and be happy bout it?

This is one of the moments :

What money can do?

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE, BUT NOT A HOME.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A CLOCK, BUT NOT TIME.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A BED, BUT NOT SLEEP.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A BOOK, BUT NOT KNOWLEDGE.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN SEE A DOCTOR, BUT NOT GOOD HEALTH.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY A POSITION, BUT NOT RESPECT.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY BLOOD, BUT NOT LIFE.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN BUY SEX, BUT NOT LOVE.