Thursday 5 March 2009

A Business Guide for Dummies

Old story, but nevertheless still meaningful.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" 
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's Demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
She turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

haha... nice one